01 April 2006

The ashtray has left the building!!

So it's almost been a week since Scotland has said farewell to the art of indoor smoking. I still can't walk past a pub without wondering why there are so many people standing outside it. Is it a fight? Who's getting married? Has someone been stabbed? Oh right it's the smoking ban. It's no mean feat to make a country as dependent on vices as Scotland, to forsake something as addictive as tobacco and by christ how I already miss the comforting caress of a pint in one hand and a Regal small in the other. Farewell snouts, wheezers, tabs, fags, que sera sera!! Maybe one day you'll darken my fingers again.

2 comments:

DAVEY T BRUT said...

FUCK THE LAW, SMOKE THE BLAW!

FAGS GIE YE YELLOW FINGERS, BUT SO DOES PLAYIN WI GIRLIES, AND YER NO GONNA STOP THAT' CAUSE SOME NUT CASE HAS GOT A MILD CASE O ASTHMA.

Anonymous said...

I thought commanderson had cut his hair? Only joking johnny boy